Get ready for the most epic, jaw-dropping car commercial that you’ve seen in your entire life. Adriana Lima, Motley Crue, and 100-foot hoagies being sawn in half by hirsute lumberjacks all come together in a manly orgy of fast driving and loud music.

Now you might ask: why bother to bust through the walls of dreamland to grab that other woman, when you have Adriana Lima and a bleacher full of bikini-clad women in your own dream? Because dreams never make sense, that’s why.