Wow, this could have been so good but wound up just being sad. Remember that video of the prisoners in Namibia or somewhere dancing to this song? Yeah, that was way better than this.

For some reason Naomi Campbell sort of ruins this spot for us. Great looking models are a dime a dozen, but dancing lizards just don’t come around too often. Out of the way, Campbell!

And what the heck is “Life Water” supposed to be, anyway?