Okay, so we suppose it’s possible that they could have been ironically associating Pepsi with diarrhea; setting aside for a moment the fact that drinking too much could conceivably give you diarrhea, we’ll allow that as a possibility. So go all the way with it, own it, really let us have it! Don’t dance around the issue, show us some serious diarrhetic symbolism: chocolate soft-serve or something, we don’t know.