Apple does the responsible thing and airs an ad in 1999 assuring unspeakable societal meltdown when the new millennium starts, thanks to Windows computers that can’t handle the changeover. You know what would have been really cool? Taking those sanctimonious d-bags down a few pegs by actually engineering a societal collapse. Wouldn’t they feel like jerks for trying to sell a few measly computers when people were dying in the streets?

What’s ironic is that every damn New Year’s Day the alarms on everyone’s iPhone’s fail to work, and none of the engineers in Cupertino seem to understand why. How the tables have turned!