Remember when razors only had three blades? It seems like a long time ago, we know. Today we’ve added blades at a steady clip year after year, until the razors you buy in the store today are little more than stationary belt sanders that slough off the top layer of your skin.

We especially love that jet that flies so fast it actually strips itself, and the pilot’s clothes, to pieces. It’s a suitable analogy since that’s basically what razors these days do to a man’s face.