The E*Trade baby is back, for better or for worse. Where CareerBuilder’s chimps felt like a breath of fresh air and a welcome return to the past, this baby just seems like a pathetic excuse to not have to think about coming up with another concept. And seriously, hasn’t this stupid baby aged at all? He’s just been a freaking baby for years… hey, maybe that’s like a superpower! Maybe he’s a brilliant baby with the mind of a 40 year-old investor but he never ages? That actor playing the tailor needed to be given the superpower of learning how to convincingly interact with something that wasn’t really there.