We’re not as sure as we are about Thor that this one will be terrible… it has a story that’s universal, a hero that’s understandable, and bad guys that are universally despised. It’s one flaw is that Captain America does NOT have Natalie Portman, so we’ll just have to wait and see how this shakes out before we pass judgment.

Oh, and it’s called The First Avenger because this whole miserable train wreck that Marvel Studios is driving is leading us towards The Avengers movie, which hopefully turns out well with Joss Whedon at the helm.