Adrien Brody croons in a seedy French cafe, or something, and all the ladies cry. They’re crying because auto-tune hasn’t been invented yet and Brody sounds absolutely dreadful singing on his own. Stella is a great beer, and we get that they were trying to go the classy route with this commercial, but they also went the boring route, too. They could have done in 20 seconds what they forced us to sit through a full minute to achieve. Thanks Stella, thanks a lot.