Monsanto is back and one-ups their previous commercial with a big announcement: they’re running for President.

And frankly, is it that surprising?

With recent Supreme Court decisions that more or less turned corporations into people, it was only a matter of time before one of these big companies started doing more “people” things — like running for President.

And you know, it’s not a bad idea. A corporation has infinitely more energy than a human being. They can’t be killed, they don’t sleep, they have more money and infinitely more brain power than just one person.

So, why not? Instead of another Clinton or Bush in the White House in 2016, why not vote for a Monsanto/Exxon-Mobil ticket?