Um… is that a man-monkey child? Or a sloth-child? Or some sort of E.T.-like character with… baby legs?

We get it, Mountain Dew, the point of a Super Bowl commercial teaser is to tease us into watching your Super Bowl ad.

So you win this round, but at the expense of our… uneasiness, let’s say.

Mountain Dew’s 2016 Super Bowl commercial marks the brand’s return to the Big Game after a 16 year hiatus, so you know they’re going big. The ad (and the associated marketing campaign) will highlight their new-ish Kickstart brand of beverages. And as we have three teasers to share with you, we’ll leave it there. (It’s a pug with monkey hands, right? Is that what it is?)