Hey, thanks FitBit! Thanks for yet another Super Bowl commercial sure to make millions of Americans (and people beyond) feel worse about themselves! The first-ever FitBit Super Bowl commercial shows us a bunch of people who are apparently not only professionally successful and well-dressed in their personal lives, but also quite physically fit.

An ad like this almost motivates the rest of us to get up and do something; to change our sedentary lifestyle and get in shape, taking charge of our health, perhaps with the aid of a clever device like a… say… a FitBit Blaze device?

Oh, right. That’s the entire point of the FitBit Super Bowl 50 ad.