The first Super Bowl 2010 commercial is out and it’s not even February! Thank you, Lord Internets, you have served us well. Click to see it in all of its almost unrated goodness…

What is the video? GoDaddy’s new Super Bowl ad starring their favorite hot girl, Danica Patrick. The company is kind of in an old movie mood and goes with showing Danica in iconic scenes from Weird Science and Flashdance. There’s even a picture of Danica as Marilyn Monroe…

and, well, it’s all undoubtedly very hot.

The company has bought two 30-second slots to air in the 1st and 4th quarters. Yes, the ads work just like they did last year — see Danica Patrick, see Danica Patrick in near undress, end commercial saying that there’s more online and that the online version is “unrated.” Which, by the way, never means that anyone is naked, it just means that you’re more willing to jump on your computer, pants down, rushing to be inevitably disappointed.

But we digress! You’re all here to see the video, so… without further ado, the new GoDaddy Super Bowl 2010 commercial.

 

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