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Banned Super Bowl 2010 Commercials
February 4, 2010
There’s going to be a whole lot of commercials aired this Sunday for the Super Bowl. Some of them will be controversial and tell you not to kill babies (even babies you own!) and some of them will just feature hot chicks, beer and people getting hurt. But what you won’t see are the commercials below — because the commercials below are a special kind of commercial — they are banned commercials. Sent out of the veritable Eden that is the Super Bowl by the hard hand of God (CBS) for their transgressions — be it for being too violent, too sexy, or too Sodom and Gomorrah-ey.
So, without further ado, a few of the banned Super Bowl commercials of 2010…
KGB: Head In Your Ass
A commercial for “KGB” — no, not the Soviet Era secret service (or maybe? They’ve been out of the job for a while now), it’s a service that allows you to text them with any question and they will answer it, post-haste.
The commercial is banned because, well, we’re not sure. We imagine because if a 3rd grader stumbled by and saw it, he’d possibly laugh and then try to stick his own head up his ass? Who knows anymore.
GoDaddy: Lola
Okay, why is this banned? If it’s because Larry Jones is playing a flamboyant gay man, we’re disappointed in you, CBS. The commercial isn’t racy, scandalous or even very good, so… gay man it is, then. Which is a good thing, because we wouldn’t want a commercial with a faux gay football player to take away from the manliness of a sport where men smack each other’s rear ends, run around on spandex, and more often than not, end up on top of one another.
ManCrunch: Men Kissing
Here it is, the commercial being used as an example of CBS’s bias towards homosexuals and their support for not killing Football player fetuses. Aside from the name of the company, it’s far more chaste than half the stuff on TV, but, we suppose it crosses some line that, if you look too closely at, will turn you gay.
Doritos: Murder
You know what? We kind of agree with this one being banned. First of all, it’s not funny. Second of all, come on guys — everyone knows that killing men can be funny but killing women almost never is. Don’t have the guy drive over a woman to get his Doritos chips — you’re showing this commercial in front of a huge testosterone-y audience who now want to beat the driver and Doritos up.
It just doesn’t work.
what exactly does -”even babies you own” mean?
Yeah. Definitely agree with your general synopsis. I can’t believe the double standard in our censorship standards that homosexual male friend finder sites can’t be aired alongside heterosexual ones. It seemed innocent enough, and it was funny…. anyway… probably will have to wait another 40 super bowls before we see that one.
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Actually, that would be a pro-choice commercial…the woman made a choice…choice implies more than one option.
CBS should be ashamed of themselves for their idiocy! Airing a anti-pro choice ad and preventing a alternative dating service ad from airing.
Boycott CBS!
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I can’t believe that so much fuss was caused over the pro-life commercial and yet we heard nothing about thoughts to sensor the Dantes Go To Hell commercial.
Parents…check out what games your children are playing. I wonder if it was a game about going to heaven …Would it have been sensored? I bet it would have been.
Soo sad……
the doritos ad was so-so – woulda been funnier if the driver had been a woman too
and that’s not a pro-choice ad, it’s anti-abortion – pro-choice would have the words PRO-CHOICE on it
that mancrunch spot totally made me guffaw and my husband even chuckled which is saying ALOT because he is such a hardass about what is funny – ridiculous to not air it – I think if the camera hadn’t lingered so much on the grey sweatpanted gyrations, it might have passed muster
Thank You CBS….. For showing a Pro Life Ad…. We do not need to see a Pro Death Ad. Choice? yea right Choice to murder. Guess you so called tards do not support free speech. Are you offended that Mrs. Tebow had a kid…Good ber offended you baby killers.
Doritos: Murder, is actually a spoof, it says it right in the description.
Check your sources please… Even if it means delaying a video for what 10 minutes at most?
Yes, do ban kissing between opposing fans PLEASE! It is not RL. I am afraid to drive in Wis w/ Minnesota plates and visa versa. So we have two cars, with different states licenses. It’s safer that way~
“Even babies you own.” Now that has to be the most outrageous and most brainless statement of all. Sure you don’t want to reword that one?
Well, I am a 4th Gen Army, and this stuff we have nowadays makes me wonder what my family fought for – Spirit and Letter of the Constitution, or a society that allows mutations of the cowerdly KKK to exist.
I don’t get how that so-called pro-life commercial was offending. I didn’t see or hear anything saying abortion was wrong in it. All I saw was a woman who had her freedom to make a choice and was happy with her choice. Isn’t pro-choice about having the choice between two options and not being persecuted for either. Why is sharing that choosing to give birth instead of having an abortion wrong?
WTF!! Why is killing a man considered funny but killing a woman isn’t? That right there is sexist treating women different than a man. Would it be better if he ran over another man? and why would that be better? or if the woman running over the man. Either way the message is the same. DORITOS ARE DELICIOUS!!
Why do you have to show both sides-prochoice and prolife? If prolife paid $3 million to air their ad, then it airs. If prochoice wants an ad, pony up the cash.
They are after all commercials, the object is to seduce you into buying a product.
The Dorito commercial is a fake! Doritos’ Marketing did NOT make this lousy commercial. The guy has a channel on YT and makes stupid videos all the time.
The first banned one on the list was absolutely disturbing. There are kids watching and it is too disgusting for them to watch that. especially the gay one. That was wrong! Very terrible influence on kids. Although if you watch them carefully towards the end, it is very noticeable that they are faking the kissing scene. The Doritos one was a little funny when he was singing to the radio but it just got really violent! If I were that dude, I would start hyperventilating because I ran over somebody that was perfectly enjoying their Doritos. I would immediately call the ambulance and then take the Doritos and have a bite and give the rest to the person I accidentally ran over in the hospital because it is the right thing to do. And I would buy them flowers and a “I’m sorry” card I would feel so terrible if I ever ran someone over with my car. I would cry. But I can see why all of these commercials were banned know that I watched them.
Cool story, bro.
Well I don’t understand the head up the ass ban, but I understand banning the homosexual ads. Homosexuality is wrong, simple as that. The Superbowl and NFL in general has tried to keep a positive image for the youth of America and I applaud CBS for not allowing this perversion of society to be aired to the millions of people watching.
Of course, that being said, I expect all the “Hate Mongerer” “Bigot” “Close minded religious nut job” comments because as we all know with Liberals, Free Speech only applies to what you agree with.
Fear not though, you’ll have your way. Our society will soon enough write out God and everything else decent in it, leaving us with a cold, dark reality that the people like you will find someway to blame on others.
I’m appalled at the fact CBS would not even air a commerical with Hillary Duff speaking on treating all students even if they’re L:GBTQ. And then they’ll air this horrid coimmericals where adolescents watch half naked women or men light up their farts or everybody goes to work in their underwear. Like its somehow ok to objectify women, walk around naked and beat up on GLBT students, causing them to commit suicide. (two boys, age 11 died recently when teachers and principals and peers did nothing to help them) But, fall in love with someone of the same sex is somehow evil. The bible-thumpers really have the most screwed up values.
Come on we’re not all white men.
And the pro-life stuff is wrong too. I agree they need to at least balance it out with pro-choice. Its like they’re saying its ok to risk the life of women and teenagers over an unborn fetus who can’;t even breath on its own.