Forget gay men kissing, football players not aborting and men with their heads in their ass — we’ve got something better, something bigger, something… dare we say… magical. What is it? Oh, get excited, young wizard, as we have the first commercial (to be aired at the Super Bowl) for the Harry Potter theme park. Oh, yes, baby, it’s quidditch time.

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is something we didn’t even know existed or had plans to exist, but it’s not only real but set to open its doors in 2010.

The park will have all sorts of stores and attractions from the books. To name a few stores, they’ll have — Zonko’s, Honeydukes, Hog’s Head pub  Owlery, Owl Post, Ollivanders, which is a wand shop in the books and a slew of other places we assume will make anyone who has ever worn a Gryffindor hat explode with orgasmic joy.

But, we digress.

The Super Bowl is going to be the first place where the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will officially be announced in, as you imagined, a heavy English accent and you, our wizarding reader, get to see it here first.

So, get your bizarre, multi-colored scarves on and here we go…