Hey! Don’t you make fun of Betty White, Snickers! Betty White is just the coolest lady ever. When Betty White is hungry she becomes those guys — that’s how cool Betty White is. When Betty White is hungry, Snickers don’t fill her up — the heart of a lion does. When Betty White does a push-up, she doesn’t push up, she pushes the Earth down.. and other Chuck Norrisisms reserved for the coolest old lady comedian this world has ever seen.