Man, that Beaver sure can fiddle! Wait, let’s try that again. Wow, I’d like to fiddle with that Beaver! No… Goodness, is there a Beaver better at playing its fiddle?!

Damn you, Monster.com, damn you for corrupting our minds.

Beaver jokes aside — that was adorable and funny. If only we were a beaver, maybe we could get a job fiddling too.

Dammit.