Wait, when did Barack relinquish his Presidency to chickens? What’s happening?! You’d think if the chickens had this kind of control they wouldn’t really worry about the whole Dennys breakfast thing…

There’s something mildly irritating about the, “Great day for Americans, bad day for chickens” tagline. Maybe it’s because if you replace the chicken part with the current enemy country of choice, you get the tagline for America in general.

Or maybe we didn’t drink enough Bud Light during the Superbowl to fully appreciate the ad and the torturing of chickens.