So someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to let the guys from Orange County Choppers explain what they use their HP computers for. We’re sure that there are some people out there that find this information useful, we just don’t know who that would be.
For a Super Bowl commercial and the millions they paid for the thirty-second slot, HP should have done better.
Emerald Nuts struck that magical balance between Robert Goulet messing with your stuff and Robert Goulet not messing with your stuff.
They probably tried a little too hard though: Emerald Nuts is one of those products where you can show the can for 30 seconds and people will run out and buy some. In fact…
Chester Pitts proves that you should never make fun of an oboe player. In fact, there should be a movie about an entire marching band made up of football players that turns the tables on school bullies.
Our favorite line from this great story is “He didn’t even have the dream until I told him to dream it.”
Mary J. Blige and a cavalcade of people who can’t sing extol the virtues of the Chevrolet.
We’re not sure what the point was having Mary J. Blige sell herself out to Chevy, then following up with a bunch of mostly “ordinary people”. Seems like it would have made more sense as a 100% “average American” commercial.
Hey Mary, by US a Chevrolet.
If there’s one thing we love it’s monkeys, you just can’t have too many monkeys. Luckily CareerBuilder.com feels the same way.
We’re not quite sure of the message here, though. Are we supposed to believe that this guy doesn’t want to work for a company that willfully disregards their own profitability and lights cigars with money? At least these monkeys aren’t flinging poo.
If there’s one thing that Will Ferrell does well it’s that off-the-cuff, slightly unnerving, and totally inappropriate guy who was a childhood friend of your uncle’s.
He’s unfortunately also not afraid of a nice pair of dove shorts, so I guess that’s another thing he does well. Thank God dove shorts never made a comeback.
