2009 Heineken – John Turturro

Bizzare, a beer that takes itself a bit too seriously.

This is not a beer, it is a sword. Umm… yeah right. You know, we prefer singing, dancing bottles while we’re watching the game. You know that right?

2009 Audi – Chase

A car chase featuring an Audi. Attention baddies – you must get an Audi if you’re to escape the long arm of the law.

2009 Monsters vs Aliens Promo

Promo for the Monsters vs Aliens movie from Dreamworks – on NBC, right after the Superbowl.

Get your 3D glasses folks!

2009 Coca Cola – Avatar

Brilliantly done piece featuring some memorable special effects. One of our favorites… specially since we all know how difficult it is to choose an Avatar.

Strangers no more….

2009 Sobe – Lizard Lake

Another weird commercial from Sobe – much better in our opinion, than the one from last year.

Lizards attempting the Swan Lake. If white man can’t jump, lizards can’t dance… for sure.

Worth watching.

2009 Pepsi – Forever Young

Feel good piece from Pepsi – surprising we liked it. Featuring a comprehendible Bob Dylan anthem .. Forever Young.

Every Generation Refreshes the World … nice tag line.

2009 Gatorade – Whats G?

We think this is the Gatorade commercial scheduled for the 2009 Super Bowl. Will update if it is the wrong one.

Weird artsy fartsy commercial which we don’t get.

2009 GE – If I only had a brain

Another commercial which we think is produced for the wrong company. In this commercial GE has the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz … singing, if I only had a brain.

We think it might have been more appropriate for the CEOs of Citi, Merrill Lynch and a few dozen other banks to be singing this, while running up the gold brick road to the White House.

2009 Dennys – Thugs

Was that a Sopranos reference? Did Dennys just pull a Sopranos reference, really? We’re not really sure what this commercial means, other than, apparently, due to their mimicking of the Sopranos finale, Dennys is bringing dignity back to breakfast. They will not, however, bring back good taste.

Sorry, Dennys, after years of post-party late-night snacking on your food, we’ve learned our bitter, spend-half-the-night-in-the-bathroom lesson.

2009 Pepsi I’m Good

Men can take anything…. anything but a diet cola.

2009 Pepsi Max – Ingredients

Is it made from Scorpian venom? Is the can made from the hull of a nuclear submarine?