Best part of that commercial, aside for the funny? The VO is done by Mr. Dexter himself — which explains why it’s good in the first place. Cute commercial, but a little sad, isn’t it? Besides, we’re not owned by women so we could drive our Dodge Charger, we do what they want because they have vaginas.

Duh.

Awesome commercial. Frankly, we think everywhere you go should be casual Fridays. Banks, coffee shops — you really get to know a person when you see them in their underwear. It’s how we can bring about world peace — there’s just no fighting someone in tighty-whiteys.

At LAST! Dove for MEN! It’s a great commercial with a great tune but we think it’s hilarious that Dove’s main campaign is — look, we know this is a feminine product, but come on. You deserve it. Be girly. Stop trying to do stuff guys always do — use some Dove, get a wax, buy a tampon, come on, being a woman is fun!

What the hell, Hyundai will still be using wheels in 10 years?! Psht. That’s so 5 years from now. Where’s our floating, hyper-space-capable Hyundai’s? In fact, weren’t we supposed to have hovercars like, 10 years ago? Come on, technology, hurry it up.

But… but we like pants. We really, really like pants. These Superbowl commercials are so filled with machismo it makes us almost embarrassed to be men. There is a bit of truth in this one though — we do kind of like not wearing any pants. But that’s it. That’s all. Aside from the no pants thing, we’re not a walking stereotype, really.

Aside from the no pants thing.

You know what makes us really, really sad? That America’s most watched TV show is Two and a Half Men. It’s not Better Off Ted, it’s not Modern Family, it’s not How I Met Your Mother, it’s not Dexter, it’s not Californication, it’s not any number of the genius shows out there — it’s the awfulness that is the unfunny Two and a Half Men.

That upsets us.

But, go Letterman!

Screw Cars.com, we want Timothy Richman as an adviser. This is reminiscent of the other Cars.com commercial with a very similar theme — we’re fans of the commercial, frankly. It’s tongue-in-cheek, fun, memorable and, they even through a bit of special effects in there to make it stick. Plus, a baby tiger never hurt anyone (except anything that can’t stop their skin-shredding claws).

Really, Skechers, really? You don’t need to go to the gym? All you need is a pair of Skechers… really? Can we get a doctor or two to vouch for that? Or someone who lost any weight purely on the Skecher diet? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Funny commercial. Thank god that wasn’t a Toyoto (get it? Get it? Toyoto’s can’t really… stop). We like the not-so-gentle nod to The Hangover and like how the brand was advertised. Very clever, Bridgestone, very clever.

Did… did she just say, “You’re so tight” to Danica Patrick? Wowza. We’d think we were maybe looking too much into it if it wasn’t a GoDaddy commercial but, wow. That’s suggestive. Though, maybe it gets even more suggestive after you go to their website and sexually buy a domain.

The question for the Wolfman movie is really can it take down the vampire genre? Can it defeat the monster that is Twilight? Can it get girls to show up at signings of the Wolfman in fur and howl angrily at the actors? Because if it can’t, it’s not a success.

Man, that Beaver sure can fiddle! Wait, let’s try that again. Wow, I’d like to fiddle with that Beaver! No… Goodness, is there a Beaver better at playing its fiddle?!

Damn you, Monster.com, damn you for corrupting our minds.

Beaver jokes aside — that was adorable and funny. If only we were a beaver, maybe we could get a job fiddling too.

Dammit.