Dockers – I wear no pants – Super Bowl 2010

But… but we like pants. We really, really like pants. These Superbowl commercials are so filled with machismo it makes us almost embarrassed to be men. There is a bit of truth in this one though — we do kind of like not wearing any pants. But that’s it. That’s all. Aside from the no pants thing, we’re not a walking stereotype, really.

Aside from the no pants thing.

CBS Image Spot – Super Bowl 2010

You know what makes us really, really sad? That America’s most watched TV show is Two and a Half Men. It’s not Better Off Ted, it’s not Modern Family, it’s not How I Met Your Mother, it’s not Dexter, it’s not Californication, it’s not any number of the genius shows out there — it’s the awfulness that is the unfunny Two and a Half Men.

That upsets us.

But, go Letterman!

Cars.Com Tim Richman – Superbowl 2010 Commercial

Screw Cars.com, we want Timothy Richman as an adviser. This is reminiscent of the other Cars.com commercial with a very similar theme — we’re fans of the commercial, frankly. It’s tongue-in-cheek, fun, memorable and, they even through a bit of special effects in there to make it stick. Plus, a baby tiger never hurt anyone (except anything that can’t stop their skin-shredding claws).

Skechers – Shape Up – Super Bowl 2010

Really, Skechers, really? You don’t need to go to the gym? All you need is a pair of Skechers… really? Can we get a doctor or two to vouch for that? Or someone who lost any weight purely on the Skecher diet? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Bridgestone – Whale of a Tale – Super Bowl 2010

Funny commercial. Thank god that wasn’t a Toyoto (get it? Get it? Toyoto’s can’t really… stop). We like the not-so-gentle nod to The Hangover and like how the brand was advertised. Very clever, Bridgestone, very clever.

Godaddy Spa – Super Bowl 201

Did… did she just say, “You’re so tight” to Danica Patrick? Wowza. We’d think we were maybe looking too much into it if it wasn’t a GoDaddy commercial but, wow. That’s suggestive. Though, maybe it gets even more suggestive after you go to their website and sexually buy a domain.

The Wolfman Trailer – Super Bowl 2010

The question for the Wolfman movie is really can it take down the vampire genre? Can it defeat the monster that is Twilight? Can it get girls to show up at signings of the Wolfman in fur and howl angrily at the actors? Because if it can’t, it’s not a success.

Monster Fiddling Beaver

Man, that Beaver sure can fiddle! Wait, let’s try that again. Wow, I’d like to fiddle with that Beaver! No… Goodness, is there a Beaver better at playing its fiddle?!

Damn you, Monster.com, damn you for corrupting our minds.

Beaver jokes aside — that was adorable and funny. If only we were a beaver, maybe we could get a job fiddling too.

Dammit.

Doritos Its a Miracle – Super Bowl 2010

We weren’t on board until the very end — the “buddy” did it for us. The singing and the miracle line did well. We’re still not convinced that this is a top notch commercial but it’s definitely one of the best ones we’ve seen. Not better than some of the 2009 runner-ups though.

Undercover Boss Promo – Super Bowl 2010

It’s a sad time to be a CEO, isn’t it? Or a great time, we’re not sure yet — we’ll have to watch the show. It’s a really bizarre concept but definitely alluring. Though, we’d rather have some CEOs go work at other companies — like maybe some of the bank CEOs go shovel manure for a little while. Just, you know, to understand The People better.