Ford – 2004 – Ford GT

In what year did somebody decide that car commercials couldn’t be the least bit interesting or entertaining?

We get it: cars are a serious investment, not a snack food that you buy on impulse. They don’t want to be all “jokey” about something like the Ford GT, since they are after calling it “the Pace Car for an entire company” (yeesh). But come on, can we get a little something to make this ad worth watching, especially if you’re going to ask us to watch it for sixty whole seconds?

The sound of the engine, the shredding of the tires, the squeel around the turns: that’s all good, clean, manly stuff. Maybe it’s about time they made a car commercial for the wife of the man who’s going through the mid-life crisis and wants to buy the new Ford GT. You know, to get her on board with the whole thing before he runs away with the babysitter?

Ford – 2006 – Escape Hybrid

Kermit lectures everyone on how he’s better than us because he’s green, then stumbles upon an abandoned Ford Escape Hybrid at the top of a mountain and realizes that he’s not so great after all.

Does anyone else get creeped out by seeing Kermit’s feet? It’s one thing to enjoy the little guy in the context of him being a puppet, or muppet, or whatever. But then he walks around, rides in canoes, climbs mountains… it just feels somehow wrong.

Ford – 2008 – Sync

We think SYNC is a great feature to have in a car, and this spot does a great job of underplaying the service and letting the viewer’s imagination fill in the gaps. We don’t, however, believe for second that that woman listens to The Flaming Lips.

Ford – 2008 – Ford F-150 Tough

While we applaud the manliness inherent in swinging a truck around by its tow hooks, we have to wonder: who would build an entire facility specifically for swinging a truck around by its tow hooks? Ford would, that’s who.

1983 Mustang – She’s Back

Guess, when women are not cooking and sewing, they’re riding Mustangs. Well, she’s back .. with 11.9% financing.