Anheiser-Busch has apparently given Michelob the commercial B-team. This spot has all of the hallmarks of almost being good, without actually being any good.

I mean did you see the look in the psycho’s eyes before he tackled that blonde? It looked like he broke her back! How many doofuses do you think went out and played a half-time game of touch football on the front lawn and wound up breaking a few bones?