We so much appreciate it, Miss Keys, that you added your own lyrics to the end of the National Anthem! We always thought Francis Scott Key had left something off the end of the song when he wrote it two centuries ago, and your little ad lib at the end, “Livin’ in the home of the brave,” was just what we needed to hear!

People: please sing the song the way it is written. If you must warble some on those high notes, well, we can’t really stop you from that. But adding words? That was weird, Keys, it was weird.

Just saying…. now, lets focus on the main event, the commercials!