The reveal on the joke is great, so we won’t spoil it for anyone. Instead we’ll wonder aloud whether people still put soap in their children’s mouths? We’ve watched A Christmas Story, we know it used to go on back before things like cell phones, the Internet, and good parenting. But what about today, are people really still resorting to what amounts to torture of their children? Couldn’t soap in their mouth be dangerous in some way? Maybe it would be safer to just duct tape their mouths closed so they can’t speak at all. This way they get the discipline that children these days clearly crave, without the risk of a visit from Children’s Social Services. Maybe tie the little potty mouth to the naughty chair so he doesn’t get any funny ideas.