They Made a 6th One of These, Huh? We suppose you can’t blame Vin Diesel for agreeing to star in yet another goddamn Fast and Furious movie – we’re sure they backed a dump truck of cash up to his house. So who can we blame?

We need to find someone! Some producer or financier or something…

This looks like exactly what you would expect from this tired movie franchise at this point: more explosions, more car chases, more one-liners. This film features a tank and some car designed to make another car do a weird flip thingy when driven over… you know what? Forget it.

If you want to watch the preview again, go for it. If you want to go on to see the film, well, enjoy. We’re too tired after the first five Fast & Furious films to even care anymore.