Kia Confuses the Hell out of Us All

Um… OK… what the hell was that, Kia? There are three questions we need to ask about this commercial. We’ll start with asking: why are there strange killer lady robots “defending” this Kia Forte?

Next we’re going to inquire what the young gentleman was thinking when he messed with said automobile…

And third, and much more important than the other questions, why the hell did the guy start dancing after he got kicked across the room? WHY!?

Oh, wait, one more question, who thought this commercial was a good idea to make? It tells you next to nothing about the car, it’s weird, it’s not funny—in short, it’s not good, even if that FemBot thingy did raise her arms like that.