Say what you will about Brad Pitt, but the man is comfortable in his skin and that shows in every second of every performance he gives. Just the simple act of walking across the street for some beer gets his devoted performance.
Heineken here is trying to capture some of the Budweiser commercial love, but instead of doing something funny they wind up with… we don’t even really know what they did. We guess they thought it was funny enough that Brad Pitt is followed everywhere by paparazzi, but why? Is there anything even remotely funny about that? It’s like they’re saying to the viewing crowd “Look, people care when Brad Pitt leaves the house! Isn’t that great? Nobody cares about anything you do! Don’t you want to buy some Heineken now?”
No fellas, no, we do not want to buy any of your skunky beer.