The sheer audacity of this terrible commercial is actually awe-inspiring. First we have Cuba Gooding Jr., who under normal circumstances we would say has no business being in this horrible spot, except for the fact that he is apparently a horrible actor. Cameron Crowe must have basically used up all of Mr. Jr.’s acting talent in Jerry Maguire and then hung him out to dry. So we have Cuba there acting all, we don’t know, terrible, with some wildly effeminate man trying to activate the car alarm. But wait, it’s all hilarious because that wasn’t the car alarm, that was the explode-the-car button!

And then the not-intimidating guy announces that his Pepsi was delicious. We give up.