The advertiser that everyone loves to hate has given us all an early Super Bowl present: they’ve released one of their two spots that will be airing on February 6 during Super Bowl XLV. This first commercial is called “The Contract”, and features Jillian Michaels and Danica Patrick. As promised, they are saving their third Go Daddy girl for a “big reveal” in the other spot to air during the game.
This first commercial features everything you’ve come to know and love about Go Daddy’s ads: implications of nudity, sub-par acting, and no relationship to their product whatsoever. When a race car driver gives a better performance than the actual, you know, actors, then you know you need to hire a decent casting director.
Per usual, there is an online version of the spot that will be live on Super Bowl Sunday, which promises to be “unrated”. Sure, whatever.