Okay, after getting over the initial shock of actually seeing a trailer for a new Fast blah blah blah Furious move, we realized: there are four more of these things? And wait a minute, what is The Rock doing slumming with Vin Diesel in this piece of horse manure? Let’s all take a moment and write the whole movie right now shall we? Good guys are chased by bad guys, bad guys catch up, good guys get away, bad guys grab something good guys can’t leave behind, good guys try and beat bad guys, bad guys win BUT WAIT! The good guys ultimately triumph. Oh, and insert fast driving and impossible stunts.

There, now you don’t have to waste your money on the film. You’re welcome.