Every office drone’s worst nightmare, as well it’s wildly impossible but utterly satisfying solution, is played out in this great bit from Bridgestone tires. The subtle hint from the camera work is that you couldn’t possibly do everything shown in this commercial without excellent tires, but that of course conveniently ignores the abilities of driver in question or, you know, the laws of physics. Take a tip from all of us who used to work in drab, dingy offices: just remove the “reply all” button from your email toolbar.