Chrysler throws a hail mary and turns in a two minute commercial, no doubt stunning the programmers at FOX and the viewers at home alike. If you’re going to ask us to sit through two minutes of blathering it better be something worth listening to. This was mostly bellyaching about how Detroit builds cars, built America, whatever, then Eminem (in his second commercial appearance of the night, way to sell out Em!) gets out of his car and tells us to buy this Chrysler.

Sorry, but we simply refuse to believe that Eminem drives a freaking Chrysler, or any other car built anywhere within 3000 miles of Detroit.