Yep, looks like the rumors are true. Someone over there at the marketing department has a macabre sense of humor, because they are hiring Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con troubled starlet with more infractions on her driving record than awards on her shelf, to be their new spokeswoman.

And there’s a good chance a commercial she recently reported filmed will kick off her new position by airing during Super Bowl XLIX. Lindsay Lohan is well-known as a terrible, dangerous, and often inebriated driver, so we get the joke that she sure needs great insurance.

What we don’t get is which joker thought it would be a good idea for her to have a singing career. We can’t show you the Lohan Super Bowl commercial yet, but we can show you the video for this truly puerile song she released a couple years back. Note that you don’t actually have to watch it!