Mercedes is apparently introducing a line of self-stealing cars that will just remove themselves from your driveway and start tear-assing around the desert. P. Diddy is not amused in the least, though we find it hard to believe that if this were to happen in real life he wouldn’t just hop into his BMW or Bentley and start a high-speed pursuit, while still wearing his robe. Really, serious question: do people actually wear robes anymore?