The premise of the first ever Avocados from Mexico Super Bowl commercial is cute and all, but let’s be honest: as delicious and nutritious as the avocado may be, if you were allowed to “draft” anything in the whole world directly from God himself, go for some sort of awesome jetpack or the polar bear or something.

You can always just import the avocados you want from some other country…

…wait, we just got it! So Avocados from Mexico (that is both the company name and the description of their product yes) are available year-round because they’re imported… from Mexico!

Well, so-so ad or not, we know exactly what the brand wanted us to take away from their Super Bowl commercial, so we must commend ’em.