We called it right, people – you heard it here first! The tortoise beat the hare! The tortoise beat the hare! And yes, maybe Mercedes released their tortoise vs. hare Super Bowl spot days ago so we’d already seen it multiple times, but we still weren’t wrong…

In case this is the first time you are about to “enjoy” the Mercedes Tortoise and the Hare Super Bowl spot, then sorry we spoiled it for you. But let’s be honest, most everyone saw it coming from a mile away: of course that tortoise was going to use a Mercedes to beat the hare!

Here’s the thing… isn’t using a car in a footrace cheating?

Well, it’s not for us to worry about the morality in this modern twist on an ancient morality fable, it’s our job to make sure you enjoy all the Super Bowl XLIX commercials you want!