Ah, “Fifty Shades of Grey,” the guilty pleasure of chaste women worldwide! The book that oddly became a phenomenon is now set to become the guilty pleasure of those same women, as well as the (potentially awkward) date movie of millions more. And now thanks to the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Super Bowl trailer, tens of millions of people everywhere know about it.
If you’ve never been on the Internet (you have, by the way… you’re on it… right… NOW), then this movie (and the book, of course) might be a great way for you to explore some of your meekest fantasies.
If, on the other hand, you realize that the content covered in the book/movie pale in comparison to material from myriad volumes of great literature dating back well into the 19th century and beyond — that meaning both in terms of raw sexuality and of course in the quality of the storytelling — then just click on over to another Super Bowl commercial.