Oh Po you silly panda! You don’t have to shout about the great noodles available at your family’s restaurant; just use Wix.com to create a great website that will help people find out about the noodle shop online!

And that, my friend, is how you cravenly summarize the exact premise of the Wix/Kung Fu Panda Super Bowl 50 commercial rather than writing some original content that cleverly pokes fun at the ad. Or are we going meta and actually being quite clever by pointing out what we did in such specific terms? Or… wait, did we forget to turn the stove off after heating water for our instant coffee?

Anyway, don’t forget to see Jack Black as Po in Kung Fu Panda 3 in theaters, don’t forget to create a new website using Wix.com, and… what did we forget? Right, the damn stove!