Helen Mirren wants you to know that you’re a shortsighted, useless, oxygen-wasting, human form of pollution.

And you are selfish.

Oh, and you’re a coward.

That is, you’re all those awful things if you drive drunk. If you don’t drive drunk, then chances are you’re A-OK in the eyes of this frank and forward Brit. Mirren teamed up with Budweiser to create this Super Bowl PSA that doesn’t really need much annotation, because Mirren makes things pretty clear: don’t drive drunk.

That’s the take away message here. Just don’t drive drunk. Instead, #GiveADamn, dammit.