Apparently porn is not allowed in a Super Bowl commercial. Not even when the porn spot has a plot and that plot centers around a man’s true love for frozen food, much to his partner’s dismay.
So, here’s the uncensored cut, which we think is safe for work.
A censored version of this ad will appear on game day, without references to porn.
And some more about Heinz’s curious choice. Unfortunately we think when coupled with a segment about food porn, this is just blah..blah..blah.. blah… BORING!