It’s true, if the world was ending, why not break out the watery low-fat goodness of Bud Light? It might make the hot scientist girl finally kiss you. It might make you want to ride the giant telescope like a horse. Or it might just make you realize that hey, maybe, just maybe, you should try a better beer.

Seriously, though — if the first thing we reach for when we found out the world was ending was a Bud Light, we should’ve ended our lives years earlier.