A Prince of Persia movie?! With a dagger that turns back time?! My god, how far the game has come. We remember playing the original, being utterly amazed at the almost-realistic movement of the hero and then realizing that 98% of the game was jumping over cliffs and/or falling to a grisly spike-filled death.

The only thing that can possibly make this movie better is if at the end of every Act, the Prince has to pick the non-poisonous potion out of a room filled with poisonous potions. Because that’s how they did it in Persia.